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The Magic Door- Conclusion

When I suddenly was reaching for the door, the door fell on me. I started bleeding. When I got up, the monkey farted on my face and it went down my throat. It smelled like rotten eggs mixed with expired bananas. I looked inside the door and my head got stuck in a elephant’s butt. “Get off, get off”, I said. I took my head out and my head was filled with poop! The monkey bit my butt and I bit off his tail. The monkey started screaming then it died. The second it died I thought my painfullness was over but it wasn’t. Out of nowhere, a knife flew and stabbed my leg. All of the sudden I saw a man with a green face, googley eyeballs, a riped shirt looking like the Incredible Hulk wth roaches crawling out of his eyes. I got so scared. He took my hands, healed me and took me home. So when I got home I told my mom everything but she didn’t believe me. So the magic door is really about taking the pain and you will always be safe in life.

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